We’re a fucking fraternity of long-time crypto investors, token developers, and nymphomaniacs who love making money, driving the fastest cars, and banging MILFs and college students. Sometimes all at the same time.
We created a brand for all the crypto fiends just like us (and all the cucks who want to be like us). If you're a alpha dog or na bad @$$ b**ch who says what they want and does what they want, come join the f***ing party.
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Men's Premium Hoodie
You're a wealthy, horse d***ed crypto stud who deadlifts 1000 pounds and can snort his weight in coke, and you deserve a shirt that reps all your f***ing values. The Chad Token isn't just cryptocurrency. It's a motherf***in' way of life.
The 80/20 cotton/poly blend makes this hoodie not only breathable but flexible and durable, as well. With quality, comfort, and style, this hoodie is a triple threat.
Women’s Premium Hoodie - Cash and Cocaine, Simp
You're a wealthy, hot, bad @$$ crypto b**ch who likes to f**k, run shit, and control her simps, and you deserve a shirt that reps all your f***ing values. The Chad Token isn't just cryptocurrency. It's a motherf***in' way of life.
Keep the simp drool out of your hair with this sweet @$$ hoodie. It's premium, too, because you only f**k with the best s**t.
Limited Edition Tee
This is the T-Shirt all you will be fighting in the streets for. With graphics matching our color scheme on our website, this limited edition T-Shirt will not be around long, and once its gone, it will be gone forever!
This T-shirt is perfect for that tailored look. Throw it on under a sweater or sweatshirt, or wear it by itself with a pair of jeans or khakis.
*Disclaimer: We may make more "one offs" of this in the future in exchange for sex and coke.
Women's Cropped T-Shirt - GTFO Beta Cuck Edition
You're a bad @$$ b**ch of a Chadette who's got a lot of s**t to do, and sometimes you don't wanna waste time mouthing instructions to the beta cucks drooling on your swag. Let the shirt do the talking while you're making boss moves.
This 5-panel, flexfit, low-profile baseball cap is a great wear. It's perfect for teams or individuals, for the field or the street. The addition of spandex to the material makes for a form-fit, and the extras like a sewn-in sweatband and embroidered ventilation holes make this piece a smart buy.
The Chad Token Mug
A colorful companion for your favorite brew. Good for all types of beverages, this classic container is a great way to make your hot cocoa cool again.
WHAT OUR SATISFIED CUSTOMER SAYS
Saw my coke dealer wearing a Chad Token shirt and I had to have one. Did a few lines and aped into the token, too.Charlotte
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